What did I learn from him? We could be here all night, probably all week, maybe...– Tim Cook - at D10 talking of Steve Jobs (via 6ixpassions) YES! (via superamit)
Get a f—ing job.– James Franco has some opinions about Girls. (via entertainmentweekly)
James Harden just came in, which reminds me … more than once this season,...– Bill Simmons (via bustermoney)
But I guess the thing that I want to say about fandom is that it’s the closest...– Joss Whedon (x)
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
I don't know who's sister this is...but I'd high five her.
lazybookreviews: Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water? Me: The best way to carry water is in your body. Mom: Is that a survival thing? Me: Now I’m thinking it’s from ‘Dune,’ and only works if you’re wearing a stillsuit.
But, my favorite part about multi-tasking is that it’s proven that the more you...– We’re creating a culture of distraction. (via superamit)
xmayb: The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable Bahahahaha. Agreed.
From the Liam Neeson School of Parking.
adverve: Probably the best note about a bad parking job you’ll see. (Via the Instagram.)
Kyoko has a blog: You're still growing up, even... →
brain-food: Nobody tells you that. It’s like as soon as you hit the big 18 people no longer say you’re still growing up. They make it out as if as soon as you’re done with college a couple years later theres no more growing up to do. You’re at max capacity. But you know, we’re not, we are by far not even…
The Frenemy.: Things I Would Like In Five Years →
thefrenemy: a week of good hair every month nail polish that never chips but removes easily a faucet that produces, when you want it to, Snapple a tub of hummus the size of my body gay marriage legal, celebrity marriage a state by state kind of thing the ability to make my favorite television characters…
spacemerlin: Ohhh, this is pretty amusing :P ...
Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
Maybe when you suddenly increase my bill by $15 and don’t tell me and let it continue to auto-deduct from my bank account…maybe you should have your website work when I go there for more information. Because “we cannot retrieve your billing information at this moment” isn’t really helpful as you are TAKING MY MONEY WITH NO EXPLANATION. Sincerely, Alyssa PS: And...