May 2012
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April 2012
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Do you remember the first time you heard this...
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Quentin Tarantino talks about Xena →
portportport:
Quentin Tarantino: Xena is the show I always wish Charlie’s Angels was, Wonder Woman was… Xena has no apologies. Xena is a really cool show. It’s got cool characters.The action in it is a lot of fun. The scripts are really good. There’s really cool storytelling going on. The whole lineage of the story, the backstory of Xena’s character is quite magnificent. I mean, I would use the...
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Nooooooooooo. But probably.
Copy this text to a new a photo post. ‘Choose File’ and navigate to your gif folder. Close your eyes, scroll a bit, and double click. Now post whatever is set to upload for your followers to see. This gif now represents you as a blogger until the end of time.
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What's a career?
Foreword: If anyone answers “someone from district 1, 2 or 4,” I will trollololollo you into Hell.
Body: I applied for a really cool job tonight. One of those “reaching past the stars you see” things. I’m really happy at my job now, though. I do love it. Although there’s been moments of heart-breaking pain here in Arkansas, I’m happy I moved.
This is...
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Watchentertainmentweekly:
Just when you thought you couldn’t love him more, Parks and Rec star Nick Offerman read tweets from the likes of Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus while wielding power tools.
Less than nine hours until his show returns!
I did not think it possible to love Offerman more. I was wrong.
Wherein Bailey was a fool and asked me to go see...
Bailey: WHEN ARE WE GOING TO SEE THE AVENGERS?!
Me: I don't know what that means...
Bailey: You don't even know who the Avengers are?!
Me: Wait! Yes! Tumblr prepared me. Black Widow, Captain America, Hawkeye, The Hulk, Iron Man and Thor!
Bailey: What are their character's real names?
Me: Tony Stark...
Bailey: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Bailey: ...
Me: ...Thor...
Bailey: There you go. Took you long enough.
I'm worth getting to know.
brain-food:
Worth spending time on.
Worth letting in.
Just be open to it.
Oh Kyoko. You absolutely, truly are.
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Ellie Goulding: Lights
Maybe I’m dancing...
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to send that work email.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
brain: the door is definitely unlocked.
brain: the flat iron you left on will burn the house down.
brain: the electric bill was due at midnight. It's 11:58.
brain: PS: that diet coke had caffeine. Lawwwwwwls.
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“In the end, I think the relationships that survive in this world are the ones...”
– Douglas Coupland (via kari-shma)
“This is the problem with getting attached to someone. When they leave, you just...”
– Columbus, Zombieland (via kari-shma)
“Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t...”
– Louise Erdrich (via kari-shma)
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“Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between...”
– Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via mrscatalano)
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Damn you
drwho.tumblr.com and endless scrolling.
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jackquaiid:
ne-yo:
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
#every four years we put 24 of the strongest moose into an arena and they fight to the death #the victor leads canada
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How to be an Absolute Thug: by Alyssa Bailey
1. Grab that empty bottle of Skyy Vodka you’ve been using as a grave for 3-month old sunflowers. Empty carcasses.
2. Procure full Brita water pitcher from fridge.
3. Sniff and promptly rinse out Skyy bottle so as to not grow astronomically large like an Alice in Wonderland character off of the cocaine they give you in those little packets to make flowers last longer.
4. Pour half of...
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