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June 2011

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Trying to decide how old is too old on this chicken.

Googled “how long…” and it auto-filled “…is too long for chicken in the fridge?” I swear Google, you are my soulmate. 

Best answer ever as to that question: “Do not mess with the chicken gods, for they are quick to anger and their anger is directed pointedly at your bum.”

Jun 27, 2011
Not acceptable.

Googling “what to cook to impress a man friend” and all the replies are “keep it simple, stick to your basics,” and I’m all, “hey that sounds fantastic and encouraging” and then the ladies say “you know, basic, like eggplant parm or gougeres, potato encrusted salmon filet, saffron risotto or quick flatbread with rosemary and walnuts.” The EFF?! I want something manageable without traveling to Tibet for spices on some half-rated Discovery TV show. 

Please, interwebs, help.

PS: This lady who made her hubs “chilean sea bass with a soy sake glaze and soba noodles” on their first date. I’m doomed.

Jun 26, 20111 note
#cooking #first impressions
Jun 24, 201117 notes
#butterrrcwup #the princess bride
Play
Jun 19, 2011433 notes
#i want
“Toshira, you want a man, you don’t want no little boy.” —Steve Blumrick (via thetoshira)
Jun 17, 20112 notes
Jun 17, 2011
#gpoy #i lurv dems #gpoyf #friday
I miss writing.

A lot. But I got burned before for writing out my heart. And I’m scared to try again.

Jun 15, 2011
“It’s PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!” —George Washington Carver (via historysaidwhat)
Jun 15, 2011700 notes
Craigslist: A word, please.

Stop with your taunting of dream vehicles at affordable price, only to have them removed because of scams. Especially after I’ve spent 2 hours reading pros and cons and checking the Kelley Blue Book price. Blergs.

Jun 7, 2011
#i wanted that jeep dammit
Adele cancels remaining North American tour dates, per doctors' orders → music-mix.ew.com

entertainmentweekly:

It’s not a rumour—the British singer announced today that she’s canceling the remaining nine dates of her sold-out North American tour, including stints in Los Angeles, Dallas, and Atlanta, after being diagnosed with laryngitis. Her otolaryngology specialist requires Adele, 23, take the next few weeks off.

“I’m really frustrated,” she says in a press release. “I was hoping with a week’s rest I’d be better to sing again straight away. However there is absolutely nothing I can do but take the doctor’s advice and rest some more. I’m so sorry. See you soon.”

WHAT THE HELL. I’M WEEPING. Adele cancels rest of tour. I’m dead.

Jun 3, 201173 notes
Set Fire To The Rain Adele

whenwrongisright:

Adele - Set Fire To The Rain

When she sings this song on the 15th and I am in her presence, I will likely be weeping and swooning.

Jun 3, 201113 notes
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