YOU GUYS. Best thing I've read in forever. Trust. →
lazybookreviews: Here is the funniest thing I’ve seen in McSweeney’s for ages: “I Regret To Inform You That My Wedding To Captain Von Trapp Has Been Cancelled.” Dear Friends, Family and Austrian nobility, Captain Von Trapp and I are very sorry to inform you that we no longer plan to wed. We offer our deepest…
Just followed http://dumbtweetsatbrands.tumblr.com/. Already I love it. America.
The Frenemy.: Conversations With My Hair →
thefrenemy: What the fuck? Why do you act like such a bitch when it’s raining? I don’t get it. Are you scared of the rain? If the rain did something to you, maybe you should just tell me now and we can work it out, maybe have a talk. It’s best to get things out in the open sometimes. Stop shriveling… Gawd. I love just reading her posts. I need to write more. And make my head jungle...
No more, no mo.
Finally unfollowed DailyCuteBoy for a couple reasons. 1. Too many people keep looking over my shoulder at my Tumblr and are like “whoa! is that a mostly naked dude?!” 2. Most of the dudes are too naked-y and underage-y and not actually cute. 3. I have my own to look at. Hnnnng that.
I was just in my local Goodwill and a clerk was saying to someone “…and I told her she looked like the maid on Two and a Half Men…” and my head literally snapped to the snippet of conversation. I almost said outloud “oh, there you are.” Because I was convinced that there truly were no people who watch Two and a Half Men. Sucks to be wrong.
Started following Tyler's woman so I can watch...
Can I just say...
That it sucks to work in nerdvana with all the multi-touch trackpads and learn to love them and have them become second-nature to my hands, only to get home and have my 2008 MBP not respond when I 3-finger left swipe to go back? Yeah. Kind of a #firstworldproblem.
The especial glory of Affection is that it can unite those who most emphatically, even comically, are not made for one another; people who, if they had not found themselves put down by fate in the same household or community, would have had nothing to do with each other. If Affection grows out of this, their eyes begin to open… The moment when one first says, really meaning it, that though he...