April 2011
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Momma said.
So my mom told me tonight in a 2-hour convo that I need to start having confidence in myself, recognize that I have a lot to offer, and not be needy. And that boys will notice.
Oh, and also that I need to buy a Christian how-to-prepare-for-relationships book so I can…train?
I love her and like her advice…but this book idea is going in the trash bin of my mind. (emptying trash...
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Pirate Drinking Song
For Jenna’s shower I wrote a pirate drinking song for a contest, thought we should share…
Wench, you’re gettin’ married
He’s lockin’ that booty down
He wants them lovely doubloons
That treasure chest so round
You’ve hooked the heart of this sea man
And we all know his plot
To plunder and pilfer and shipwreck your port
Til he finds where ‘X...
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I love mah boys for taking me to the Q this...
jdmcsmith:
Cranky old bitches are the backbone of this great country #AvenueQ
