So my mom told me tonight in a 2-hour convo that I need to start having confidence in myself, recognize that I have a lot to offer, and not be needy. And that boys will notice. Oh, and also that I need to buy a Christian how-to-prepare-for-relationships book so I can…train? I love her and like her advice…but this book idea is going in the trash bin of my mind. (emptying trash...
Pirate Drinking Song
For Jenna’s shower I wrote a pirate drinking song for a contest, thought we should share… Wench, you’re gettin’ married He’s lockin’ that booty down He wants them lovely doubloons That treasure chest so round You’ve hooked the heart of this sea man And we all know his plot To plunder and pilfer and shipwreck your port Til he finds where ‘X...
I love mah boys for taking me to the Q this...
jdmcsmith: Cranky old bitches are the backbone of this great country #AvenueQ