Dancing and singing as loud as I damn please to...
Sorry everyone else in my place of work. I’m alone in BOH and it’s improving my life. Not a single fck is being given at this moment. So happy. Whippin my hur and all that is. Waaaaa-oh-oh-oh-oh! Track: Britney Spears: Till The World Ends.
7 Excerpts from New J.K. Rowling books... →
Funniest thing I’ve read all day…
You shouldn’t be worries about how many hugs I give to boys. The only ones you should worry about are the ones I don’t hug.
The Frenemy: Disney Princess, What? →
thefrenemy: I watched a lot of Disney Princess movies when I was a kid, and they mostly steered me in the wrong direction. For one thing, breaking into song to express feelings is totally inappropriate unless you are some kid from Glee or you are drunk and angrily singing You Oughta Know at karaoke… I swear to you people, The Frenemy is my favoritest blogger. Evar. And apparently she is...
Standing and clapping alone in the room.
topherchris: Who the fuck just unfollowed me I will put your spleen in a taco and eat it, bitch. Please, can I be this awesome and witty someday. Please.
#RealWorld26: Gird Your Loins
Excited to say that Totes and I are journeying to Fayettville, AR tomorrow to audition for the Real World 26. This is definitely going to be in the Top 5 Most Insane Things I’ve Ever Done category. And I find myself both frightened and excited by it. Frexcited? I know the “trick” is to get all crazy or un-PC or mean to other people, but really, how is that working out for...
Cuts like a knife...
Found out tonight that Toshira has over 500 followers and I have 30. Heff.Em.Ell .
A little bit stupid happy right now.
WHEN DID IT BECOME 2AM?!
Drat. Tumblr, FB, Failblog, Hulu, EW.com, Icanhazcheezburger, and teamcoco.com, I’m looking at you with love and despair.