November 2011
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Just finished watching Never Been Kissed.
1. I will and shall sue someone for stealing my life story.
2. Totally said I am “ok” for now because I don’t do cross-stiching like Josie.
3. Michael Vartan. Still beautiful.
4. I’ll never be able to watch Josie in the club, high on her “ganja cake” and banging the bongos and her butt. I never have been. Always look away.
5. This movie. This life. And...
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63 Reasons Why Bradley Cooper Definitely Isn't The... →
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Accurate.
I. DIE. Yes yes yes yes yes.
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Skype Date
with my Totes. I missed her so, so much. Even if she does love Matthew Gray Gubler or whatever more than me.
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Adele gets me upset at a relationship I AIN'T EVEN...
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Mass text messaging random guys numbers like, “WE ALMOST HAD IT ALL!”
Swaying your hand around your room to each one of her songs like, I KNOW GORL I KNOW. YOU PREACHING TO THE CHOIR NOW GORL. HE IS NO GOOD FOR US.
All of a sudden I don’t even know who I am anymore. I have to remind myself that i’m single and I am not rolling in the deep.
Now we having some church up in here.