January 2011
20 posts
#OffTheMap Review: Meeeeehhhh
Just watched ABC’s new Greys-in-the-jungle tv show, Off the Map. Seeing as I paid thousands of dollars (and am still paying off said dollars, natch) to get a degree in journalism, I thought I would do some review-age.
THIS WAS PAINFUL.
Problemas:
1. Accents: Martin Henderson. You are amazing. You have fantastic hair, and a beautiful body. I understand you are from New Zealand....
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Reblog if you can take off your bra without taking...
thetoshira:
Watchbestrooftalkever:
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mandaflewaway:
CLICK TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
Well THERE GOES HALF AN HOUR OF MY LIFE
I am really good at making jamz with this.
Also, I feel like this is what themattsmith does every day.
This is really neat!
Man, it is impossible to make a bad sounding song on this thing.
By far the best reblog of my life. Your life =...
thetoshira asked: Dear Alyssa Bailey, you have a cute face and room. You make me laugh and think. You should be my bfff (pineapple express). You and I should eventually take over LA whilst photoboothing. I’d get your name tattooed under Nuggets someday. You are so talented, smart, and witty. I haz a good friend in you. Love from, Totes McGoats.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Do it for me and I'll do it back =)
Dear Totes McGoats, you have a cute Myspace face, all scrunched up with your lips/nose and well practiced on Photobooth. You make me happy when you say inappropriate things that I’m thinking but don’t have the balls to say. You should be world famous by now. You and I should move to Cali together and rule the West (BEST) Coast. I’d get your name tattooed on my inner foot, so...
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...and then the unicorns cried happy rainbow...
So…a friend at work mentioned that she has a connection with someone who works with Conan. Not just “worked” or “made a sandwich that one time” for Conan.
Cue ponies and butterflies and Lisa Frank-tinged neon penguins! I was so dang excited with happiness and possibilities. So much so, that I started talking about transferring from the fruit stand that I work at to...
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Google told me:
on my homepage that Aristotle said “The whole is more than the sum of its parts.”
My life will be more than the sum of dreaming about living in SoCal and working with Conan. It will happen. 2 + 2 SHALL be 5, dammnit.
And the whole of life will be more than watching Psych (which I love), drinking diet coke (double love), and making Thanksgiving dinner out of a box 1 1/2 months...
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#UshersConfessions
I may or may not just have weighed my boobs on my food scale. And by may or may not I mean OH MY GOD THEY WEIGH LIKE 13-19LBS! HOW DO MY BOOBS EACH WEIGH LIKE ONE OF MY NANA’S CATS? They don’t feel as furry. And they certainly don’t purr.
