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“What did I learn from him? We could be here all night, probably all week, maybe even a month. I learned focus is key, not just in running a company but in your personal life as well. That you should do only a certain number of things great, and you should cast aside the rest.”

Tim Cook - at D10 talking of Steve Jobs (via 6ixpassions)

YES!

(via superamit)

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“James Harden just came in, which reminds me … more than once this season, including this game, I’ve gotten my 4-year-old son to watch Oklahoma City for extended stretches by convincing him that Harden was a werewolf. You do whatever it takes to get your kids to like sports. You just do.”
— Bill Simmons (via bustermoney)
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Mitt Romney’s new iPhone app, misspelling America. (via @thischoi) 

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Mitt Romney’s new iPhone app, misspelling America. (via @thischoi

Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?

(Source: ptrparker, via rennerly)

“But I guess the thing that I want to say about fandom is that it’s the closest thing to religion there is that isn’t actually religion.”
Joss Whedon (x)

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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
I don't know who's sister this is...but I'd high five her.
Airport

lazybookreviews:

Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now I’m thinking it’s from ‘Dune,’ and only works if you’re wearing a stillsuit.